Worse Than Half a Worm in Your Apple

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destielsails:

thewalkingassbutt:

twisterit:

For eyesofophelia.

Original gif is not mine, I just added Jensen’s head. 

I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO BREATHE OMFG

We’re not gonna make it through this hellatus, are we?

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catbountry:

Grand Theft Auto: Hawaii

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is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop

SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS

settle down there thor

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albinwonderland:

kateordie:

Suffer for fashion, or whatever

how breasts actually work

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a-pariah:

a-pariah:

why is the female hero so often tomboyish

why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates

with my hair curler

nvm

found her

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doodlesbytara:

hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you

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stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

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trenzallor:

gothicpretzel:

blink182andbeyond:

who the fuck says Tumblah. It obviously comes from the word tumbler, which is pronounced Tum-blur = Tumblr. No shit.

Ummm if you’re from the Boston area, there’s a good chance you say it Tum-blah.

I’m Australian and I say Tum-blah

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striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place

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